Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **Bells** Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:23 am

Granted,but you get the wrong kind,they taste horrible and you wasted your money on something you hate.

I wish i had some chocolate.

by **Lighthawk** Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:23 pm

Granted, but it's locked in a safe you don't have the combination to.

I wish the mail was more reliable.

by **Bells** Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:59 pm

Granted, but the mail carrier is so horrible that you wish you'd never gotten the mail in the first plaace.

i wish it would rain.

by **Lighthawk** Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:11 pm

Granted, but instead of water, it rains toads

I wish for the power to change the world at my whim

by **Deepcrush** Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:05 pm

Grant, but then you lose it before you can do anything.

I wish I wasn't broke on money.

by **Bells** Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:46 am

Granted, but once you have the money you lose your wallet and can never find it again

i wish i had rootbeer

by **Deepcrush** Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:02 am

Wish granted, a gallon of rootbeer is poured into your hair.

I wish my model painting wasn't such a pain.

by **Lighthawk** Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:06 pm

Granted, it's totally painless, but looks like complete crap

I wish it wasn't so damn hot

by **Bells** Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:11 am

granted,you now get the coldest winter the world has ever seen,in which case everything and everyone cannot live .

i wish i could get some sleep. Sleep

by **Deepcrush** Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:22 am

Granted, but now you sleep through the night and wake up with keyboard impressions on your forehead.

I wish those meds I took didn't knock me out so heavily.

by **Bells** Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:52 pm

Wish granted,but now you stay up for two weeks without any sleep what so ever.

I wish time passed faster.

by **Deepcrush** Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:16 pm

Wish granted, now you're 90 years old.

I wish I was more motivated to get some of this house work done.

by **Bells** Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:42 pm

wish granted but now you use all your motivation on other things than your house work and in the end nothing is ever done.

i wish the day was over.

by **Lighthawk** Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:33 pm

Granted, but the following day is just the same

I wish I could download knowledge directly into my brain

by **Deepcrush** Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:37 pm

Granted, you're now trapped in the matrix and can't get out.

I wish I didn't eat so damned much for dinner.

by **Bells** Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:34 am

Granted, you now have no more food for the rest of the year.

i wish i had some root beer.

by **Deepcrush** Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:25 pm

Graned, you have a gallon of Rootbeer... but you can't find it.

Wish I could find my money!

by **Uzume** Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:36 am

Granted, you find a penny.

I wish everybodies mouth was sewn shut except mine. Twisted Evil

by **Deepcrush** Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:58 pm

Granted, your mouth is locked open for public use! What a Face

I wish I had a billion pennies.

by nickswitz Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:07 pm

Granted, you now have a billion pennies.

I wish I wasn't sunburned.

by **Lighthawk** Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:04 pm

Granted, your sunburned flesh has been flayed from your body with rusty chains.

I wish Gamefly would send me the game I really want already!

by **Deepcrush** Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:37 pm

Granted, they send the game on the front of a cruise missile which levels your house.

I wish they'd stop cutting shows for half seasons.

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