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Corrupt a Wish

Post by Tsukiyumi on Fri May 27, 2011 11:54 pm

Lighthawk suggestion #2; first poster wishes for something, next poster grants it but with a twist that follows the letter of the wish but runs against the spirit. That person then follows up with their own wish and the next poster repeats the process.

I wish I could have a beer without ending up back in the fucking hospital.

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Post by Lighthawk on Sat May 28, 2011 1:08 am

Your wish is granted, you end up in jail after some drunken antics instead

I wish I had a copy of Portal 2

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Post by Tsukiyumi on Sat May 28, 2011 1:19 am

Your wish is granted, but Anonymous shuts down the Steam servers for the rest of 2011.

I wish I had a job.

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Post by Reliant121 on Sat May 28, 2011 3:09 am

Your wish for employment is granted. However, inspection proves that your place of work violates virtually all health and safety laws and is then closed just days after you begin work.

I wish I could see colours like a normal person. Mad
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Post by Deepcrush on Sat May 28, 2011 11:03 am

Your wish is granted. The doctors repair your color vision but slip during the process and turn you into a vegetable thus leaving you to forever look at the teal room you're hooked up in.

I wish I could win the 100m lotto.
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Post by Lighthawk on Sat May 28, 2011 11:54 am

Your wish is granted, but you accidentally wash the pants with the ticket in the pocket, ruining it before you can collect

I wish I could remember everything I ever read perfectly

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Post by Deepcrush on Sat May 28, 2011 11:59 am

Your wish is granted. Scientists give you a treatment allowing you to remember everything you read. However your personal doctor is a chakat and thus only lets you read about chakats.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.
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Post by Bells on Mon May 30, 2011 11:40 pm

Your wish is granted but you will spend the next two summers in umbearable heat.

I wish I had a job.
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Post by Lighthawk on Tue May 31, 2011 8:44 am

Granted, the hours are long, the pay is terrible, there are no benefits, and your coworkers are world class assholes.

I wish I was still in bed

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Post by Deepcrush on Tue May 31, 2011 11:52 am

Your wish is granted, but you got there because you feel down the stairs breaking all your limbs.

I wish I had more money.
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Post by Bells on Tue May 31, 2011 10:46 pm

Your wish is granted, however you left the money in your pocket of your pants that took a trip in the washer

I wish winter was here.
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Post by Deepcrush on Tue May 31, 2011 10:53 pm

Your wish is granted, it is now 10* outside and you are under 8ft of snow.

I wish Space Marine character sheets weren't such a pain to write up.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Bells on Tue May 31, 2011 10:57 pm

Your wish is granted,whoever after writing these papers,you have spilled coffee all over them and have to restart all over again.

I wish i had some ice cream!


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Post by Deepcrush on Tue May 31, 2011 10:58 pm

Laughing
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Post by Bells on Tue May 31, 2011 11:02 pm

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post by Lighthawk on Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:41 pm

I sense an inside joke here...anyway...

Granted, but every bite gives you the worst ice cream headache ever

I wish the grass would cut itself

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Post by Deepcrush on Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:13 pm

Wish granted, you are now buried in hundreds of gallons of ice cream.

I wish I didn't have to pay for beer.
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Post by Lighthawk on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:10 pm

Granted, but only for the cheapest shit around

Wished Deep would pay more attention

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Post by Bells on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:57 pm

Granted,but with him paying attention this evening you now have to suffer with him not paying attention for a whole year.

I wish it was winter.
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Post by Lighthawk on Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:24 pm

Granted, but the sudden swift severely screws up the climate and plunges the world into a new ice age

I wish I hadn't just dropped tomato soup on a my white shirt

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Post by Deepcrush on Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:40 pm

Granted, the steaming hot soup misses your shirt and pours down the gig of your pants.

I wish the TV was working again.
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Post by Lighthawk on Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:03 pm

Granted, you are now one more member of the brain washed massed praying at the alter of prime time programing. You could almost hear your mind shutting down.

I wish school didn't start for another week yet.

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Post by Deepcrush on Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:11 pm

Granted, but to kill the time you are sent to Parris Island as the new "living" impact dummy.

I wished I hadn't used permanent marker on Lighthawk.
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Post by Bells on Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:36 pm

Granted, but now you've used it on yourself and look funny trying to scrub it all off......when you know it wont work.


i wish i had some chips.
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Post by Deepcrush on Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:59 pm

Granted, your skin turns to stone and chips off.

I wish I had some Utz BBQ chips.
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